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Post by Kitty on Jan 20, 2007 1:21:17 GMT -5
UPDATED!
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Post by Tobey on Feb 7, 2007 21:29:21 GMT -5
(This chat needs to be brought back again! Huzzah!)
181. I will not tell Tonya that I'm just a hallucination.
182. I will not amuse myself by imagining my own likeness and making Tonya try to decide which one of me is the real one.
183. I will not refer to a certain psy as "The Amazing Argentine" once the contest is over. Nor will I ask if he can pull Crispin out of a hat.
184. I will not start singing the Macarena whenever I see Deltar. Nor will I refer to him as "The Dancing Sensation."
185. Acting like I know Aerial and then shouting, "WHAT?! You don't remember me?!" is not a proper greeting. --Come to think of it, the same thing goes for Deltar
186. Minty should not do Orbitz gum commercials. I am never to suggest that she should.
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Post by Kitty on Feb 8, 2007 10:54:51 GMT -5
187. The "C" in Minty's name does not stand for "chewing gum". --I am not to lick her to find out. --Nor am I to bite her.
189. Just because Minty is a dolphin-splice does not mean she knows Flipper. --So stop asking --Really, it gets--OLD.
190. Aerial may have blue feathers, and they may be pretty, but that does not mean I can pull them out while he sleeps. --They do not look /that/ cool as hair assesories. -- Even if they do, that's not a polite thing to do.
191. Asking Argentine what my motives are is not very nice. That's the kind of thing you should know anyway. --Besides, he doesn't /really/ want to know.
Oh, those are so lame. I'm such a loser.
EDIT: There was a whole group of rules that did not make it on the list, back on page eight. I added them to the end.
We're now over 200 rules...[/color]
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Post by Kitty on Feb 8, 2007 16:15:23 GMT -5
I had to make a new liiiist, because the old one was too long. I'm going through and adding some that I missed the first time. Ah, Lunar-doll, maybe we should make a new thread with both lists and make this a sticky...
Anyway, more list. Still nothing new, just old rules that didn't make the first half of the list.
203. I will not chase the residents with knives and forks. --No matter how good they'd taste with barbecue sauce.
204. I will not singlehandedly destroy the Catholic Church. --Especially if it involves sleeping with the Pope.
205. If someone creates a character that is similar to one I've been thinking of, I shall assume that Great Minds Think Alike, not that They're Stealing My Brainwaves. -- This would also be a good time to revisit Rule #48.
206. I am not to buy Minty a gun. --Even if she can shoot it. --Really well. --Maybe we should.
207. I will not ask Iris if she can taste with her feet. --Nor will I leave various inconspicuous foods on the floor to test the theory.
208. If I should happen to catch Iris drinking with a straw, I will not say "Why don't you use your tongue?"
209. Iris is not queen of the pixie-people. --So don't believe her if she claims to be such.
210. Setting Iris up on a blind date with Adrian constitutes as cruel and unusual punishment. --No, not even if their size and prettiness would make them look perfect together. --I will also not force any other couples together. --No, not even if it would be perfect if you /just/ changed a few of their key character traits.
211 - I will not ask Guadalupe to think entirely in Spanish while Argentine is around
212 - As well, I cannot make Aerial push Echo off the roof to see if she'll fly
213. I will not force the residents to commit cannibalism by putting bits of chicken in the birdies' food, et cetera. --And if I did, I would definitely not do it for years and then "accidentally" tell them.
214. I will not tell the normal looking residents (psys, etc) that they don't deserve to be at the house because they aren't real experiments. --And I will definitely not make a point of telling them that their experiences at their collective labs weren't so bad because they were barely even changed.
215. When I meet particularly strange-looking residents, "What the hell happened to /you?/" is not an appropriate greeting. --Even if I really want to say it.
216. If I am a normal, unaltered human, I will not find the House just so I can walk through it stretching luxuriously and saying things like, "Gosh, it's so nice to be normal and not a complete /freak/ like other people. Watch as I walk around in a body that has been untouched by scientists. Watch as I think with a mind that is completely unaltered. Watch me flaunt the fact that my civil rights have never been violated." --If I were to do this, I would definitely not be surprised when I was violently murdered by the residents. --If I had the foresight to realize that flaunting my normalities was dangerous, I would definitely not hire somebody else to do it.
217. I will not enter the House pretending to be an escaped experiment, just to see how long it would take the residents to catch on. --I will also make sure to not sulk around the house and make sure that Everyone Knew that my sorrows were Much, Much Worse Than Theirs. --And when they ask me what happened to /me/, or what's wrong, I will definitely not glare at them as if they had invaded my privacy. --Nor will I say "I don't want to talk about it" with a melodramatic, long-suffering sigh.
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Post by Lunar Music on Feb 8, 2007 16:53:57 GMT -5
205. If someone creates a character that is similar to one I've been thinking of, I shall assume that Great Minds Think Alike, not that They're Stealing My Brainwaves. -- This would also be a good time to revisit Rule #48.
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Post by Kitty on Feb 8, 2007 19:32:06 GMT -5
I really shouldn't read those character interviews they're so addictive. Anyway, I'm reading Minty's now, so she gets a new rule.
206. I am not to buy Minty a gun. --Even if she can shoot it. --Really well. --Maybe we should.
I neeeeeed to write rules for Iris, because all of hers suck.
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Post by Tobey on Feb 8, 2007 20:33:23 GMT -5
What number are we on? I'm gonna assume 207, because I think someone miscounted somewhere. If I'm wrong, correct me. And since you wanted some for Iris, I did my best. Really, this is my best, as depressing as that might be.
207. I will not ask Iris if she can taste with her feet. --Nor will I leave various inconspicuous foods on the floor to test the theory.
208. If I should happen to catch Iris drinking with a straw, I will not say "Why don't you use your tongue?"
209. Iris is not queen of the pixie-people.
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Post by Kitty on Feb 8, 2007 20:54:29 GMT -5
Ah, I looooooove you Tobey-dear.
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Post by Souleh on Feb 8, 2007 20:56:12 GMT -5
210. Setting Iris up on a blind date with Adrian constitutes as cruel and unusual punishment. --No, not even if their size and prettiness would make them look perfect together.
Edit: Totally just failed math.
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Post by Tobey on Feb 8, 2007 20:58:23 GMT -5
I like being loved. *hugs Kitty*
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Post by Kitty on Feb 8, 2007 21:12:11 GMT -5
UPDATED
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Post by spade on Feb 8, 2007 21:42:44 GMT -5
Oh my turn!
211 - I will not ask Guadalupe to think entirely in Spanish while Argentine is around 212 - As well, I cannot make Aerial push Echo off the roof to see if she'll fly
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Post by Tori on Feb 8, 2007 22:32:53 GMT -5
Mmn, quick variation on Souleh-dearest's.
210. Setting Iris up on a blind date with Adrian constitutes as cruel and unusual punishment. --No, not even if their size and prettiness would make them look perfect together. --I will also not force any other couples together. --No, not even if it would be perfect if you /just/ changed a few of their key character traits.
213. I will not force the residents to commit cannibalism by putting bits of chicken in the birdies' food, et cetera. --And if I did, I would definitely not do it for years and then "accidentally" tell them.
214. I will not tell the normal looking residents (psys, etc) that they don't deserve to be at the house because they aren't real experiments. --And I will definitely not make a point of telling them that their experiences at their collective labs weren't so bad because they were barely even changed.
215. When I meet particularly strange-looking residents, "What the hell happened to /you?/" is not an appropriate greeting. --Even if I really want to say it.
216. If I am a normal, unaltered human, I will not find the House just so I can walk through it stretching luxuriously and saying things like, "Gosh, it's so nice to be normal and not a complete /freak/ like other people. Watch as I walk around in a body that has been untouched by scientists. Watch as I think with a mind that is completely unaltered. Watch me flaunt the fact that my civil rights have never been violated." --If I were to do this, I would definitely not be surprised when I was violently murdered by the residents. --If I had the foresight to realize that flaunting my normalities was dangerous, I would definitely not hire somebody else to do it.
217. I will not enter the House pretending to be an escaped experiment, just to see how long it would take the residents to catch on. --I will also make sure to not sulk around the house and make sure that Everyone Knew that my sorrows were Much, Much Worse Than Theirs. --And when they ask me what happened to /me/, or what's wrong, I will definitely not glare at them as if they had invaded my privacy. --Nor will I say "I don't want to talk about it" with a melodramatic, long-suffering sigh.
I can't do this for my liiiife. But whatever.
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Post by Kitty on Feb 8, 2007 22:38:55 GMT -5
Updated
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Post by Lunar Music on Feb 10, 2007 2:00:37 GMT -5
218. I am not to refer to or address any of the scientists as "Dr. Bennet." -- Or HRG. -- The Face of Evil is slightly more appropriate, but still probably not a good idea.
219. Echo is not Peter Petrelli, and I should stop insinuating that she's going to destroy New York.
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Post by Kitty on Feb 10, 2007 16:34:34 GMT -5
220. I am not to remind Souleh and Kitty that Gabriel/Adrian could /never/ happen in the actual, After the Lab canon. --It would kill their fantasies. --And Kitty's mean and ugly when she's angry.
I couldn't help myself. You guys better stop me before I make even more /bad/ jokes.
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Post by Tobey on Jun 8, 2007 20:42:27 GMT -5
221. I will not buy Pokemon Diamond just so I can name all my Pokemon after ATL characters. --If I ignore this advice and do so anyway, I will most certainly not come online and post a rule about not buying Pokemon Diamond just so I can name all my Pokemon after ATL characters.
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Post by zimmy on Jun 9, 2007 7:37:32 GMT -5
Woah o.o That's an insanely good idea.
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