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Post by Souleh on May 31, 2006 22:18:07 GMT -5
What...what about /our/ children?
+giggle+ Oops. Did I do that?
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Post by Kitty on May 31, 2006 22:22:17 GMT -5
Well, that would be an exception. Besides, then I wouldn't have to actually /have/ the children.
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Post by dawn on Jun 1, 2006 5:53:56 GMT -5
;D Here's a few more for the list:
1. I will not offer Deltar any “non-alcoholic” fruit punch whilst he’s travelling abroad to Itheia. -Or anywhere else for that matter. -I will especially not offer any “non-alcoholic” fruit punch to Kat. -I will not offer moody or Tobey any “non-alcoholic” fruit punch.
2. I will refrain from making my fingers into a V-shape and speaking in monosyllables to Deltar. Nor will I ask him if he has any intentions to take over Planet Earth.
3. I will refrain from singing “Da nanana da nanana BATGIRL!!!” to Evvy; in character or out.
4. I will also refrain from dressing Evvy up in a frilly pink dress and make her join Todd’s tea party.
5. I will not take advantage of Evvy’s blindness and stick a “Kick Me” sign on her back.
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Post by Kitty on Jun 1, 2006 6:25:34 GMT -5
I thought of two more featuring the lovely Guadalupe. I still can’t think of one for Iris.
#. I will not ask Guadalupe if her powers work like ‘Jedi mind-tricks.’ --Nor will I ask her if she thinks Han Solo has a nice butt. --Or to pull her hair up into ridiculous side-buns that look like cinnamon rolls.
#. I will not perform a reenactment of Guadalupe’s rebellion, complete with sound effects and the full story of her martyrdom. --Especially not in her clothes. --At least not while she’s watching.
And a addition to Dawn's number 5: --Same goes for Eric
-nods-
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Post by Tobey on Jun 1, 2006 9:51:22 GMT -5
Oh man, these are hilarious! All of them!
Trying to think of some . . . hmm.
I will not give Deltar anything that can be disassembled and made into something else.
I will not play tag with Echo without her knowledge.
I will not pet Christina's cuddly-soft kitty fur.
I can't think of one for Dakota. The Jurassic Park one was good, though.
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Post by crazypunka on Jun 1, 2006 10:12:56 GMT -5
These are great guys, I wish I was creative enough to come up with some. But alas, I am not.
Why isn't there a contraction for am not? amn't sounds perfectly good to me. I guess we don't need one because its so short. Whatever. The world could do with a few more contractions. *harrumph*
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Post by Gorgeous on Jun 1, 2006 11:09:39 GMT -5
Dum de dum...I'm bored. I'll add a few...
+ I will not follow Crispin around singing "Here comes Peter cotton-tail...hopping down the bunny trail..Hippity Hoppity Easter's on it's wayyyy!" (At least not to the extent to where he may hear me)
+I will NOT video tape Crispin's foot going ballistic while he's sleeping and send it in to 'Animals-funniest-Home-Videos'... <.< >.>
Meh. There, I took a shot. :]
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Post by Lunar Music on Jun 1, 2006 12:12:04 GMT -5
I think, traditionally, "ain't" was considered a contraction of "am not," as well as "are not." However, it's not considered good grammer anymore, so... *shrug*
I'd contract "I am not" to "I'm not," personally...
Anyway... another one...
#. I will not tell Eric that Xavier's School for the Gifted is a real place. - Nor will I tell him that Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is a real place. - Nor will I tell him that Bloor's Academy is a real place.
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Post by Souleh on Jun 1, 2006 15:30:49 GMT -5
+giggle+ Mmkay, ATL-ers officially rock at life.
And 'ain't' isn't considered bad grammar. 'Ain't' just died. It fell in the paint and ain't no more. +rimshot+
#. I will not replace Adrian's CD collection with Paula Abdul CDs. --Nor will I replace whatever music Kat has with death metal.
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Post by zimmy on Jun 1, 2006 15:41:19 GMT -5
"--Nor will I replace whatever music Kat has with death metal. "
I....I really don't know what Kat would do.
Probably die.
GEEZ!I'M NOT HYPER ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING.-grabs her cheetos-
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Post by zimmy on Jun 1, 2006 15:44:43 GMT -5
GAWDDERNIT!! NO MORE OF 'EM FANCY CHEESE DOODLES! -thwaks pantry- It's all YOUR FAULT for not RESTOCKING YOURSELF AGAIN!
....
-takes out Oreos instead-
This'll do.
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Post by Souleh on Jun 1, 2006 15:45:45 GMT -5
Adrian: /Die/? +replaces Kat's music with death metal+
Souleh: I had a feeling it wouldn't be good. >.< +unreplaces+
#. I will not ask Repete if he is hiding illegal substances behind his eye patch. --Nor will I ask if /I/ can store substances behind his eye patch. --Especially if they are illegal.
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Post by zimmy on Jun 1, 2006 15:48:15 GMT -5
-Unless it's asking if you can store it for someone else....
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Post by zimmy on Jun 1, 2006 15:50:52 GMT -5
-- I am never to allow Kat to run with scissors
<Or knifes>
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Post by Souleh on Jun 1, 2006 15:50:56 GMT -5
+continuing off Kat's continuation+ --In which case, I may ask him nicely.
OH NO NOT KAT WITH SCISSORS.
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Post by zimmy on Jun 1, 2006 15:52:05 GMT -5
<And if he declines,I am not to use force>
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Post by zimmy on Jun 1, 2006 15:54:35 GMT -5
OR knifes.
--I am not to ask Buffy to recite the Danny Phantom Theme Song <Even if she does know it by heart>
--I am not to ask Crispin to join me in The Bunny Hop
How I ¢¾ my typos.
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Post by Souleh on Jun 1, 2006 16:00:50 GMT -5
NOT KAT WITH SHARP THINGS.
+giggle+ Wh00t.
#. I will not chase the residents with knives and forks. --No matter how good they'd taste with barbecue sauce.
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Post by Lunar Music on Jun 1, 2006 18:41:57 GMT -5
Ho-Kay... Had a science final today I didn't have to take, so I came up with a bunch more:
- I am not to refer to English as "She-Hulk."
- Kat is not Eric's "seeing-eye tiger."
- I am not to paint Genesis blue. --Either as an X-men reference, or just on general principles.
- I should not claim to be Echo.
- Despite what I may have seen in cartoons, a blow to the head will not cure amnesia.
- A tinfoil hat will not block anyone's telepathy, and besides, it makes me look really silly.
- I should not accuse Eric of being "Magneto from the past."
- That blinky light moving across the sky is a commercial airliner, not Deltar's family coming back for him.
- I am not to sell anyone to the circus.
- I am not to pose as a door-to-door vacuum salesman.
- I am not to greet Echo with "Who are you and what have you done with (whoever she currently looks like)?!"
- I am not to refer to Echo as "Rouge and Mystique's lovechild."
- I am not to ask Buffy if she's slain any vampires recently.
- I am perfectly able to tell the difference between Kat and Kitty, and everyone knows it.
- Adrian does not want a makeover.
- Asking Re to "keep an eye" on something is in extremely poor taste.
- Adrian is not "the miraculous winged hobbit," and I should not tell new arrivals that he is.
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Post by Kitty on Jun 1, 2006 18:45:47 GMT -5
"- I am not to refer to Echo as "Rouge and Mystique's lovechild."
- I am not to ask Buffy if she's slain any vampires recently."
I love you, Lunar.
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